Queen Simply Be

Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (17 hours old)

… more

Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (17 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

I'll stop being mean.... From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (1 day old)

......we're expecting...................................................................................................................................................................................… more

Who wants to know? From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (1 day old)

We found out yesterday what we're having!!!!… more

Moody Blues and Greens From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (2 days old)

While out shopping yesterday I acquired a mood ring. I always remember them being highly entertaining as a kid. "Oooh its gone red, you're in love" and then the obligatory mocking that followed. I'… more

Big scan this afternoon! From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (2 days old)

Fingers crossed the Royal will let us know whether we're having little boys or girls, I know the Ulster Hospital doesn't tell you but from everything I've gathered the Royal does so looking forward to… more

Sick again From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (2 days old)

I couldn't keep anything down yesterday at all, it was coming out of me every way it could. Don't think there's a part of the bathroom floor I didn't hit when I was throwing up. Hubbie ended up comi… more

My desk... From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in Share a moan. (2 days old)

...regardless of what I do or how hard I work the bloody thing never gets any clearer or tidier. I've given up on trying to find a space on it and have decided that I'm just going to moan about it ins… more

Shopping Spree From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (3 days old)

Every year Mum and I go to Bluewater and shop until we drop. And after a heavy night out last night I have definitely dropped!! At least some of the Christmas presents are out of the way, the rest … more

Nursery and Child Care From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (4 days old)

When's the right time to start looking and planning this stuff? So much to think about and so much to consider, not only the money aspect of it all but the separation issues and they aren't even here… more

Monday Mania From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (5 days old)

Not so much mania from my point of view but all my work colleagues were surprised by my perkiness. I had a fantastic day [apart from a brief coughing fit when I almost passed out, I'm fine though don'… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

… more

Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Happy Birthday happy28 From VisionInBlue ^Pro in VisionInBlue (7 days old)

Happy Birthday honey, big hugs, have a fantastic day. xx … more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

… more

Review appointment yesterday From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (8 days old)

The Doctor wasn't quite sure why I was given the appointment as I was with the DOU people last week and am back for my 20wk scan next week but she checked the twins anyway and did my blood pressure. I… more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (11 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

4am this morning From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (11 days old)

I've been awake since before 4am this morning and I'm seriously not amused.One of the little monsters decided to wake me up and torture me, dunno what they were doing but I wasn't too chuffed about it… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (11 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more