Or perhaps - Daily Mail Watch Day Two.

Every other day, some lazy dullard of a Daily Mail writer takes a picture of a minor celebrity wearing a lovely dress and then replicates the picture with a model who is at least a size bigger and usually looking uncomfortable. The article is usually captioned with, "How a REAL woman looks in so-and-so's dress"

Why?

And what's with the 'Real Woman' nonsense? It invariably stirs up the entire female readership "So I'm not real because I'm a size ten and don't eat doughnuts all day" and the people with nothing better to do than speculate on the dress size of the model, "There's no way she is a size 12, she must be at least a 16."

Are celebrities all holograms or figments of our imagination then? How exactly do you think you qualify to become a 'real woman'?

Answers on a post card please....

Myleene Klass in a pretty frock - apparently she isn't *real*