Or perhaps - Daily Mail Watch Day Two.
Every other day, some lazy dullard of a Daily Mail writer takes a picture of a minor celebrity wearing a lovely dress and then replicates the picture with a model who is at least a size bigger and usually looking uncomfortable. The article is usually captioned with, "How a REAL woman looks in so-and-so's dress"
Why?
And what's with the 'Real Woman' nonsense? It invariably stirs up the entire female readership "So I'm not real because I'm a size ten and don't eat doughnuts all day" and the people with nothing better to do than speculate on the dress size of the model, "There's no way she is a size 12, she must be at least a 16."
Are celebrities all holograms or figments of our imagination then? How exactly do you think you qualify to become a 'real woman'?
Answers on a post card please....
Myleene Klass in a pretty frock - apparently she isn't *real*

They both look great. Have you read the comments below the article? The worm is turning.
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